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Tom:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
For the last three days
I have not done a poo!

I've eaten a curry
But it's not much fun
What goes in my mouth
Won't come out my bum!

I hope that you know
Just how much I love you
But not as much as i'd love
To do a number 2!"

Dougie:
"Happy Valentines Day

For today is the day men get to squeeze some boobies
and its classed as romantic!"